We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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