I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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