well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
