I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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