Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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