...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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