we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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