But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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