did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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