I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
