Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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