Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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