Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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