somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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