belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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