I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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