I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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