Already got asked if we're dating
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
