we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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