He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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