All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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