i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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