Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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