I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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