Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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