idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
no you cant smoke seaweed
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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