fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
