i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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