tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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