he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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