I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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