something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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