I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Welp...herpes.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
