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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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