You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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