I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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