Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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