I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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