Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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