sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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