We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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