Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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