Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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