Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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