I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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