Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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