I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm at about main and main street
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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