similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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