Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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