ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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