I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
