I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
