Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
the day after is always just damage control
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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