so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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