marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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