p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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