Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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